Chase Kahn grew up in the suburbs of Dallas, Texas. He went to school down the street at The University of North Texas and now currently gets paid to show up at this place called Tractorbeam in his hometown, making logos and stuff.

His allies are air-conditioning, Milk Duds and the high-five. His nemeses are movie talkers, auto shops, and whoever is dating Lily Collins.

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